Jenna, Jenna, Jenna...
You are too funny! I could write a book, but I don't have the talent, time, or willpower to do that, so this blog will have to do. Enjoy! I swear, I can't make this stuff up!
(last night while I was giving Jenna a bath)
Jenna: Mom, I see lines on your forehead.
Me: (I said nothing, I was trying to ignore her and move on, UGH)
Jenna: Mom, I see lines, why are they there?
Me: They are wrinkles, thanks for your honesty.
(Erik was driving the kids home from daycare)
Jenna: Dad, you're a good driver.
Erik: Thanks honey.
Jenna: Dad, can you get me driving lessons?
Erik: When do you want to do that?
Jenna: Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday would work best for me.
(Today she was talking on her pretend cell phone, which kept ringing)
Jenna: Oh, it's my boss again.
Erik: What does your boss want?
Jenna: He's calling me about a meeting next week.
Jenna to phone: Why are you calling me, it's a stay at home day! Bye!
The next time her phone rang...
Me: Who is it?
Jenna: Who's calling me? UGH - it's my boyfriend again!
Jenna to phone: Hello...why do you keep calling me?...Oh, because you're my boyfriend?!...Well, if you're my boyfriend I'm gonna smack you in the nose!...Oh, that's not nice?...Well, whatever, bye!